Welcome, reader, to the chooseable-content 3rd chapter 03 prelude of the ALT LIT FILM NOVELISATION, 2 FAST 2 FURIOUS!
Chances are you’ve just settled in to reading this thing, and you may not yet be certain that the plot contains enough “narrative hooks” to engage your investment as a reader! It’s okay. Feelings like this are natural. All we’ve done so far is introduce the supporting cast and set the stage for a race scene. The last chapter ended with Ludacris saying shit about how a dude had four minutes to be somewhere, which means, judging by time, that the whole next chapter is gonna be about this dude getting there! That’s a whole chapter devoted to moving one character across town, whose name hasn’t even been decided on yet! So instead, I thought I would give you - the reader - some other options with which to occupy your attention.